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The Gutfeld Monologues: Classic Rants from the Five |
A dynamic and annotated collection of Fox News star and New York Times bestselling author Greg Gutfeld’s sharp, hilarious monologues
on everything from politics to pop culture—updated with new commentary for the current day.
“Wherever I go, I am hit repeatedly by the same
question: where can I read your monologues? It should be easy to find these little nuggets of knowledge.”
Well, now it is.
In the past few
years, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has covered everything from crazed academics, to unhinged celebrities, to the wildest election in recent history on his
shows The Five and The Greg Gutfeld Show. In The Gutfeld Monologues, he brings together his best and favorite monologues in this funny, unconventional
collection for new and longtime fans alike. Scored through with marginal edits, scratch-outs, 20/20 hindsight, and up-to-the-minute commentary on what
he got wrong, this book isn’t your grandmother’s anthology collection.
With his signature humor, wit, and insight, Greg explains it all in this
memorable collection about some of our country’s most crucial—and not so crucial—modern moments. |
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How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct |
It's not enough to be right, these days—especially when you're not left.
To survive, the right must learn how to express non-liberal
principles as effectively as possible, and persuade others of their point of view. It is an art that demands patience, research, humor, understanding, creative
thinking, learning from your opponent and even mimicking their tactics.
In How to Be Right: the Art of Being Persuasively Correct, Gutfeld reveals the
strategies that have helped him keep a steady job for almost three decades. From “Discard Your Outrage” and “Outcompassion Them” To “Find the Right’s Obama”
and “Use your Mom,” Gutfeld gives readers the tools they’ll need to argue, influence, and convince their friends, family and foes throughout the 2016 election
cycle.
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The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage |
Greg Gutfeld hates artificial tolerance. At the root of every single major political
conflict is the annoying coddling Americans must endure of these harebrained liberal hypocrisies. In fact,
most of the time liberals use the mantle of tolerance as a guise for their pathetic intolerance. And what we
really need is smart intolerance, or as Gutfeld reminds us, what we used to call common sense.
The Joy
of Hate tackles this conundrum head on--replacing the idiocy of open-mindness with a shrewd judgmentalism
that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people. With countless examples grabbed from the headlines, Gutfeld
provides readers with the enormous tally of what pisses us all off. For example:
- The double standard: You can make fun of Christians, but God forbid Muslims. It's okay to call a woman any
name imaginable, as long as she's a Republican. And no problem if you're a bigot, as long as you're
politically correct about it.
- The demonizing of the Tea Party and romanticizing of the Occupy Wall Streeters.
- The media who are always offended (see MSNBC lineup)
- How critics of Obamacare or illegal immigration are somehow immediately labeled racists.
- The endless debate over the Ground Zero Mosque (which Gutfeld planned to open a Muslim gay bar next to).
- As well as pretentious music criticism, slow-moving ceiling fans, and snotty restaurant hostesses.
Funny and sarcastic to the point of being mean (but in a nice way), The Joy of Hate points out the true jerks
in this society and tells them all off. |
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The Plus: Self-Help for People Who Hate Self-Help |
Before Greg Gutfeld was a Fox News star and a New York Times bestselling author, he was a self-help writer for health magazines
who had no idea what he was talking about. But now, after years of experience, he finally feels qualified to guide people on the journey of life—call
this book punishment for his sins, and a huge reward for you!
In The Plus, Greg teaches you how to brainwash yourself into better behavior,
retaining the pluses in your life and eliminating the minuses. His approach to self-help is simple, and perfect for cynics; it’s not about positive
thinking in the short term, it’s about positive being in the long term. With tough love and more than a little political incorrectness, he delivers
sage wisdom such as: - If you aren’t getting happier as you’re getting older, you’re doing it wrong. - Resist the media’s command to expand
destructive narratives. - If you’re in the same place you were three years ago, wake up. - Don’t tweet when drinking.
Modern life grows
emptier and emptier as society becomes increasingly polarized, and even those who don’t subscribe to New Age beliefs are seeking comfort and meaning.
In The Plus, Greg shows how skeptics too can advance themselves for the betterment of their lives and the healing of their communities. |
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